Why I like Jean-Luc.

A soccer team of reasons why I like Jean-Luc Godard :

-he speaks slowly,

-he looked fifty at thirty and looks fifty and a half at seventy five,
-his glasses are uglier than mine,

-when he talks about tennis, he is always interesting,

-when he talks about cinema, nobody has a clue, and nobody is supposed to : this is restful,

-though he refurbished his house many times, he never sold it to direct a « James Bond » movie,

-he likes John Wayne in « The Searchers »,

-he need not marry Katie Holmes and rave about Scientology to be weird,

-when ambushed with a cream pie, he does not run amok, but eats it,

-I have not seen one of his films in many years,

-I have never met him.